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I’m think I’m falling for a girl who lives on the other side of the planet

2020.10.24 02:28 Minismallz216 I’m think I’m falling for a girl who lives on the other side of the planet

So by random chance, I matched with a girl on that dating app hinge. I think it was a glitched in the app that we appeared in each other’s feed cause I live in Iowa and she lives in literally Libya. Like the North African country. And we’ve been texting and snap chatting like all day for nearly a month now and I actually like her, but she’s on the other side of the planet. And It kinda sucks cause I know there’s a high chance I’ll never meet her, and we’ll probably only ever talk online and shit. And I’ve never really fell for a girl before but I imagine this is what it’s like, just a shame to know nothing will probably ever come out of it.
P.s. I low key thought she was like a fake or spam account at first cause she seems too cool but to fake all that stuff would be literally impossible like there’s just no way with some of that shit
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2020.10.22 20:59 BachIsMySpiritAnimal Scholarship Programs for Questbridge Finalist & Non-Finalists

Hello everyone! I hope you're all having a wonderful day. As we all are (anxiously) aware of, the chances of matching are extremely slim. While the chances of getting the Match Scholarship are uncertain, us still being unable to afford college if we don't match is not uncertain. So I thought I'd share some scholarship opportunities that I've found for both finalists and non-finalists. Due dates are in paratheses!
Scholarships I am Personally Aware Of:
Horatio Alger Scholarship (October 25th, 2020 for Fall Scholarship)
Burger King Scholarship (December 15th, 2020)
Equitable Excellence Scholarship (December 15th, 2020)
GE-Reagan Foundation Scholarship (January 5th, 2021)
SOPREMA Scholarship (just for trade and architectural majors) (March 20th, 2021)
Jack Kent Cooke Scholarship (October 30th, 2020)
Coca-Cola Scholarship (October 31st, 2020)
Elks National Foundation (November 15th, 2020)
Additional Scholarship Search Opportunities from the Coca-Cola Information page:
Hope this helps some people!
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2020.10.22 17:45 IAmZarTheStar 25[F4R] USA/Anywhere/Online-Daydreaming Wanderer seeking friendship and possibly a relationship

Hi. This is my first time making a post like this. I have been on a few dates but never really dated or been in a relationship before. I have tried all sorts of apps and found not much success with them so I thought why not give this a try. Even though I'm looking for a relationship I would like to start off with a good foundation as friends first and eventually move on to something more hopefully. Distance is not really a problem as long as we can communicate often with the possibility to meet. I would prefer no one older than 30 but may make an exception if we get along well. Would like to also share some of the same interests but if not that's fine too. Looks are not a big deal to me but they are kind of a slight deal with attraction in any relationship.
A little about me: I'm an African American woman living in Texas. I'm pansexual. I'm fairly short and get mistaken for bring younger than I am. I can tend to be shy at first but once we get to know know each other better I open up more. When I do open up you will find I can be quite funny, weird ,random, and slightly annoying maybe. I like reading, writing, anime, manga,music, horror, kpop, kdramas and tons more things.
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2020.10.18 10:38 confusedsimp Should I text him and what should i say.

Hi gay bros. First post here. Not from the USA but from an African country where its illegal being me. So I (M21) met this this guy (M21) on grindr and we exchanged number so we can chat on WhatsApp which is cheaper but i don't usually exchange numbers with people i meet grindr because im not out of the closet and the LGBTQ situation in my country of course. But this boy was too fine so i had to make an exception. Then we hooked up the next day and it was fire. We agreed not to lose each other's numbers but we wouldn't text each other because knows about both of us and it wouldn'tend well if our friends or people aroundus found out. 2 weeks later i decided to text him to ask him if he was down for another hookup and he immediately blocked me. 3 weeks ago i noticed he unblocked me and he's been viewing my WhatsApp stories which means he hadn't deleted my number from his phone. He views almost all the stories i post. I also watch his sometimes.
I need advice on how i should handle this because I really want to text him and ask him why he has blocked me, find out if its possible to have a FWB situation with him where we're both on the low. This boy has been living in my head rent free for way too long its driving me crazy because i have never dated another boy before or been in love with a boy. I also have a feeling that he also wants to text me first but he's scared or something. Should i text him?
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2020.10.17 07:12 IAmZarTheStar 25[F4A] USA/Anywhere

Hi. This is my first time making a post like this. I have been on a few dates but never really dated or been in a relationship before. I have tried all sorts of apps and found not much success with them so I thought why not give this a try. Even though I'm looking for a relationship I want to start off with a good foundation as friends first and eventually move on to something more hopefully. Distance is not really a problem as long as we can communicate often with the possibility to meet. I would prefer no one older than 30 but may make an exception if we get along well. Would like to also share some of the same interests but if not that's fine too.
A little about me: I'm an African American woman living in Texas. I'm fairly short and get mistaken for bring younger than I am. I can tend to be shy at first but once we get to know know each other better I open up more. I like reading, writing, anime, manga,music, horror, kpop, kdramas and tons more things.
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2020.10.15 14:34 iamgodandashamed I drink a lot

I DRINK A LOT


I was born in 1968

At first it may be because of a failed relationship with a neighbour because she hooked
up with my brother. On that what sort of person does that, seriously. I wasn't ready for
that. I have decided not to swear on here. I will also not give away names or businesses.
They could possibly work it out but I won't name anyone. I just want to tell my story.
Later it became more of I just want to forget. And sleep. I can't kill myself or hurt
myself.

Some more reasons are that I was bullied throughout my life. My stepfather abused me. My
real dad was an alcoholic. My mother was controlling from my 20's. When I met the
neighbour I was 21. She kicked both my brother and I out if we didn't stop seeing her.
But then again the neighbour was a waste of space. Around the late 2000's my mum actually
wrote me a letter to say stop seeing a mutual friend.

Some local kids decided to throw condoms with water inside them because I was friends
with a gay guy. I knew he was gay. So what. But local kids thought it was wrong. They
were homophobic. I could really get them into trouble now with that. But why bother. I
really just drink so I will die soon hopefully. I have lost all hope for humanity.
They threw them at my car.

Anyways, after my abuse I still didn't work out my sexuality until probably 1994/1995.
I am not sure.

My father was an alcoholic and lost the family business early on in my life. My mum and
dad separated when I was 5. I remember little about my early childhood. Mainly things at
school. One home incident really stuck out early. I have a scar above my eye because a
steel ladder hit it. 5 stitches.

I am pretty sure my dad use to abuse my mum and gave us all the belt at one point. My
oldest brother acted out a lot and left when he was 16 I think.

After my parents separated I would visit my mum on weekends and holidays and see my
stepfather and his kids. Then in 1975 my mum and stepfather moved to another state.
Starting in December, 1978, I visited my mum and stepfather in the holidays staying
about 5 weeks. This happened in 1978,79,80,81. In June 1982 my dad had the accident and
I stayed with my mum for about 3 months.

Another incident was a German Shepard ( named that way at the time) attacked me when I
was walking home and I got some bad scratches and a lifetime fear of dogs. Found out
later the dog attacked someone else and was shot dead.

I am one of three brothers. The oldest is now dead from a heart attack but was an
alcoholic. The second oldest now has cancer but was born with brain damage. He was the
brother that the neighbour dumped me for him. ( again yea who does that?) Me. I am an
alcoholic and had been abused, bullied, cheated on, lost a son to a girl who cheated on
me. Yea so life is great hey.

I worked out my sexuality in 1994? Maybe. Well in 2000 I moved to a big city and started
driving a taxi. I left a winery because the lead hand wouldn't stop pushing his ideas on
me. One of my last conversations to him was that I would kill him and bury him. I think
I got the point across.

In 1978, I had a weird conversation with my stepsister. She asked me how I masturbated.
I didn't at that point. 2 years later after my mum and stepfather met another couple,
some of my abuse started. Yes it was sexual. I can't say I was forced. I wanted to do
it. I know that doesn't make it right. Its just what happened. With one of the sons of
the other family some things happened. We visited a nudist camp and nudist beach. The
other family had 6 children. They were a blended family. The oldest was about 16. The 2
stepsisters were a year older then me. The 2 stepbrother's were my age. There was a
younger girl. About 3 years younger. In 1982 I had extra relations with the other
brother and both stepsisters. We were all about 14 and 15 when this happened.

Actually in 1982, my father had a bad accident. He was going to buy a bottle of sherry
from a pub. Apparently he said he did a u-turn and hit a tree.
Actually he hit the tree at speed. He claimed someone ran him off the road.
He hit that tree with such force that the car, a ht panel van, had a rounded dent in the
front that it was amazing he was still alive. He had broken ribs, broken legs, and
troubles with eating and other things. He couldn't walk properly afterwards. When I saw
him in hospital I fainted. It was horrific. So I went to live with my mom. When he
recovered I went back to him. He continued to drink. We moved from one city to a town
then to a beach town. At this point I was experimenting with wearing women's clothes.
And in the beach town I continued with meeting men.

In 1984 my father died. He couldn't eat properly. And still drank. I started stealing
things from 1982 and ended up spending 3 months in a detention centre in 1983 ( I think)
then had probation until age 18. When I left the centre I again run away but my children
services officer found me. Anyways. I stopped acting out and lost my father.

In 1981, I was in a school in grade 8 in a high school that I knew nearly everyone in
the school. 1982 year 9 I did it then had to continue year 9 in another school where I
was bullied. 1983 I had to repeat year 9 but when I was sentenced to 3 months prison
after stealing bicycles, a boat and tried to steel a car and succeeded in stealing my
dad's car and drove to a big city, my dad took me to the police. In the police interviews
they first tried to pin a lot of stuff on me and i played along until i got sick of the
righteous cop who thought i was some sort of crime wave. I wanted to leave school. One
of the best things I made friends with the strongest guy in that place. Funny thing I
remember when a yacht won for a small country. And a song about still standing. I made
a coffee table too.

After my father's funeral me and the second oldest brother returned to my mother's and
stepfather's place. A caravan with all of my toys and coffee table, my brother's models
and telescopes and clothes was stolen as well as school photos. The caravan was recovered
but nothing else. Who steals photos and toys?

2 incidents that happened about 8 years apart in 2 different states really affected me
badly. The day after my birthday in 1986 I picked up my car from the pub, saw some
friends, then drove home when I got to my turn I saw some police cars and an ambulance
and a car that looked like it was sideswiped. Turns out the driver who was killed was a
local popular girl and was pushing her car after running out of fuel. The drunk driver
lost his licence and not much else. I reckon he should have been locked up for murder.
Another 8 years or so in another state a local kid hopped into his classic car and headed
into town but a big 4wd driven by another drunk driver was headed towards him and
collided and killed him. The drunk driver got a slap on the hand. He, too should have
been put in jail for murder. 2 more wastes of spaces.

I want to tell my story to everyone for free. I don't want money. I am a unemployed carer
for my brother who has cancer. If anyone wants to donate, donate to a worthy cause of
your choosing.

In year 7 the teacher's kid was in his class and because of that I got the cane for
several times. Of course I would like to find that kid now and whip him but he is another
waste of space.

The principal was also a waste of space and at one time kept us all on the parade ground
where someone fainted from the heat. À girl at the school who I liked lied that she
liked me but was joking. I did see her again in 1989 maybe. The third bf of the
neighbour punched me because I started stalking her, oh yes I did stalk her but again
who the hell hooks up with my brother after dumping me.

That couple later was arrested for drugs and later left the area. A local drunk who
abused me for the following and stalking ended up getting run over and died. I thought
at least one waste of space is now dead.

A stupid idiot died. Good.

There were some great experiences from my childhood. Like a cat that was blind that I
called pinky. She was a white albino cat. She was probably blind.

She was the greatest pet I ever had. She had a litter in my dad's doctor's case. She
once followed me all the way to the local shop ( about 4 kms) and back but I had to
carry her the last few hundred yards. But as all great things it ended with tragedy. I
came home from school and couldn't find her. My dad said he found her after being
attacked by dogs, her back broken he had to put her out of her misery. I have never
since had a pet like her. I don't know what happened to the  dogs, but another
reason I hate dogs.

Put it this way. If I had a gun and a dog walked up to me I would pull the trigger.

On my stepfather. Yes he abused me and another kid. His reputation could be ruined by
this. His paintings are hanging in a council office and a park is named after him. If
anyone thinks they should be changed then I will get that done. If not I will leave it.
My stepfather passed away in 2005 from a heart attack because he still smoked.

My mother was controlling. I think in the early 2000's I told my mum and stepfather
about a girl I was interested in. That didn't work out. I never told them any other
relationship again. I think I picked younger girls because I missed out on girls from
21 to 33. I met many girls from 2001 to 2019. Most were younger. Only one was older.
But they were always of legal age. I could never be an abuser. And I couldn't be with
a married woman either.

Some of the first girls were Aussie, but I soon moved to Asian ladies, even marrying a
Vietnamese girl so she could stay in Australia. It failed though cause she was too busy
making money as a hooker. She claimed she was a stripper but she would bring guys back
to the house. In 2010 I changed to mostly African girls. My last lady friend was
Hispanic.

A "gf" in 2017 to 2018 who I had a baby with who was still born because of her not
telling me that her water had broken. She also cheated on me. I don't know when it
started. Soon after leaving a job where I was bullied and treated like rubbish a guy
came to the house and she hoped I wasn't home. After some distinctive noises I did
leave. She wanted to have a second baby but after finding out she cheated I didn't want
to have another kid with her. Soon after we left the house and I went back to living in
my car.

Living in my car. Pretty sure I did this from December 2009. Anytime I had work in big
city. At one point I joined a gym so I could shower. Other times I went to swimming
pools. Later I found a truck service station that wouldn't mind who used the showers
as long as you bought something.  Actually some great meals and people at the
place. I couldn't really afford it but at least I wasn't paying rent.

Yes I am an alcoholic. I won't stop. I want to die. I am ashamed. If anyone wants to
stop me guess you will have to lock me up. In the world we have a megalomaniac who
wants to rule the world. We have minorities who are continually dying in custody. If
even one person doesn't do anything then nothing changes.

Met a lovely person in 2011. Things ended in 2012 when I left a Job to be with her. Job
later folded. Owners were another waste of space. But I loved this person. I know it
wouldn't have worked though. I was too old. If I had met her in, oh that wouldn't work
out. Let's just say if I was 20 years younger it would have been better.

I can only think of one woman who was my perfect match but that didn't work out. Or if
we were born in different times.

Pretty sure that I will never find true love or another job.

Thanks to the federal government for forgetting unemployed people over 35. Thanks
for one state government for blaming another government for closing state boarders
then recording more infections. And thanks to a waste of space.

Pandemic. Look at the numbers. One country has the most. This country never took
proper precautions. Their leader is another waste of space.

My new catch phrase. Another waste of space.

Jobs I left. 2 times at the winery. Firstly one couple couldn't work fast enough. I
know I am slow but this couple was retarded. Second time was because of that leading
hand. Driving taxis I just moved depots when I moved houses. In 2002 I worked for a guy
to deliver junk mail. He was another waste of space. I lived with him and his gf ( being
a friend of mine) I woke up one night to his swearing, actually turning out to be a
reminder to my dad.

I worked for a depot in 2008-09, because the mechanic thought it was funny to trap me
in the window. Guess what another waste of space.

I worked for a depot where the owner was a waste of space.

A dealership I worked for where I was bullied and that. Well everyone there was a waste
of space.

Oh yea bonus material. A girl and a cop tried to frame me for hitting her car. She
actually reversed into me. Her and parents ran a shop with adult videos and drugs. The
cop was involved. Anyways later on I heard he tried to pick up another girl and got his
brains blown out.

In that place before we moved I could get anything I wanted. For instance I could buy
a gun.

So should I keep drinking.

I also ran a few businesses of my own. And even one on an app. Again probably making
less then $10 an hour. More wastes of spaces.

Talk about slave labour. Even in this country they still want people to pick fruit
and be paid for weight. Again another waste of space.

From October 2018, after I left that house I would work up to 8 days then drive up to
the little country town and buy and cook dinner for my brother. Sometime in September
2019 I noticed my brother had a lump on his neck. He said he had it for awhile. I got
him to see a doctor and when he did she referred him to a ct scan. Then he referred to
an oncologist. He was diagnosed with incurable cancer.

Mum passed away in 2013 from cancer.

I moved all my stuff up to the house to care for my brother at the end of September.
Cook and shop and stuff. Drive him to his appointments. We have visited another town
which is 100kms away 26 times. My brother has had all of his treatments and all is good
for now.

I will no longer risk my brothers life now. I won't be meeting anyone for years.

Now to this year. I have almost paid off a big debt. Started in 1994/1995 with a
bankcard. Up to $13000. Paid it off in 2012 after my ute got written off. But then
made it again after the move to be with that girl. This year I also got the remainder
of me super. ( a stupid idea. Why not have your money now). Anyways bought some gadgets,
paid off debt and may have a road bike end of this year.

My body isn't too good. I am overweight and have high blood pressure. I had also
started smoking when I was 15 then gave up when I was 23. So at a later date I may
develop cancer as well. Do I want to know. Part of me does and my doctor has suggested
I find out via an x-ray. Part of me does not. We all die. I have now reached out to
see a psychologist to talk to someone about my mental health and life. But I also want
to tell my life story to my family, some day.

I stopped drinking the other day will now take it one day at a time. I know I have to
be here for my brother. After that I don't know.
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2020.10.08 04:45 NewWave93 When you're swipe game is trash

27 year old African American male, no kids, swipes on multiple profiles on multiple dating apps, first like is a female asking me to subscribe to her premium snapchat or onlyfans, continues to swipe for days, so many profiles, even read the bios, more swiping over multiple dating apps, no matches at all no matter the race, or mileage radius, more swiping, nothing at all, finally gets a like, opens profile it's an old, overweight grandma.....I'm just done, taking down all of my profiles, removing all of my subscriptions.
Meanwhile my friends are having hella success, even with bland profiles and pictures, so the whole work on your profile thing is not gonna do it for me, either they're interested or not, that's the bottom line.
So I get it, I guess I'm not even an average looking guy, but hey, not every black guy can be a 6'2 athletic looking chocolate suprise, trust me if I had that choice, I'll gladly take it, but oh well, it is what it is
And sorry for the typo in the header I meant "Your" typing too fast
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2020.10.05 12:38 Army_Bot Summary For: Weekly Question Thread (9/28/2020 to 10/4/2020)

I keep a spare uniform in my car when I go to drill. My PL recently told me to "cross load that uniform" to a junior Solider who "forgot" to bring her's. She's lives more than 250 miles from the NG Center so she couldn't be sent home to get it.
I refused and was counseled for not being a team player. I did not concur with the counseling and stated my reasons (its my "garrison" uniform that I purchased with my own money and only wore it for garrison situations when a good uniform was required).
They then threatened me with UCMJ for failure to obey a lawful order. I relented and let her use my uniform. Which was trashed by the field conditions we were in.
I tried going to supply and they won't do anything because its not an issue uniform (proper) and my PL and PS blew me off when I bitched about it.
Can my PL make me give a spare uniform to another Solider or should I have stood my ground instead of giving in?
TLDR: National Guard: Can my PL make me give/loan my spare OCP uniform (not TA-50) to another Soldier who forgot theirs?
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My recruiter says he doesn't have any contracts for the MOS I want (37F) and is trying to talk me into a 35 series, but 37F is listed as "in demand" on GoArmy.com. What are the odds that if I stick to my guns he'll magically "find" one for me?
Alternatively how often do slots open up?
Edit: met with recruiter, he is clearly full of shit (went from "EOD is a lame job go infantry" to "EOD is basically special forces man its super cool" in the span of 5 minutes despite my repeatedly asking about 37F)
Meeting with a different recruiter tomorrow.
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Prior service here. Did 8 years and honorably separated. Got my BSN was a former 91W. Where can is see my SEP code or RE codes as I want to explore re-enlisting into the Army.
Thank you in advance.
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What’s up everyone I hope this post finds you all doing well. I’m a high school senior and I ship to basic at Sill here in a few months. I’m on contract for 4 years as a 13F. I was just wondering what you guys thought I could accomplish in that time in terms of specialized schools I don’t plan to reenlist so I was just wondering what all I could potentially achieve in my years as a give duty Thanks for the time ✌🏼
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I’m looking to enlist, got a 95 ASVAB
If I take Geospatial Intelligence Imagery Analyst (35G) with option 40 (Airborne Ranger) will I see combat? Or is it behind the scenes type work? My recruiter is adamant that it’ll be classified info and satellite imaging work, and no real action. What are the best Intel-type careers? I qualify for anything.
Also it won’t let me post in the ArmyFAQ idk why, I would’ve posted there.
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Met with a recruiter today. I was told even if I enlist in 2 weeks, I won’t ship out until March-May of next year. Sound fishy? I’m also looking into reserves
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Is it possible to take selection more than once?
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Going to MEPS soon. Obviously I've heard all the stories about people not getting their contracts looked over properly before signing. What are the literal words you say/questions you ask before signing your contract to make sure you're getting all the benefits that were promised (student loan repayment, enlistment bonus, quick ship bonus etc)?
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Trying to go Green to Gold, meet every requirement except that I had a 2.45 GPA in high school. Does anyone know if this is waiverable or not? I have a 22 ACT score so I wonder if that makes up for the .05,
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68W here. ETS this year. Start my terminal leave in about 50 days, but my 1SG won’t sign off on it until I do Table VIII, medic recertification. But my EMT is good until after I ETS. Is that a reg or is she just being a bitch?
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Can anyone verify if what my recruiter is telling me is correct for OCS application. The recruiter I am dealing with is pushing me to enlist rather than OCS, and is stating that my prior misdemeanor on my record 4 years ago will likely leave me not selected. If I was never convicted of my charges/ served time etc will this be an issue, or do you know of officers that have prior legal issues waived?
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68W AIT. I want to go to the 75, but my company may not get contracts this cycle apparently. I’m not physically fit enough at the moment anyway. I can’t sacrifice the time I have to study to go to the gym because of the way classes are set up due to COVID. The PT we do here is CrossFit style calisthenics and some running.
I figured I would finish my Bachelors in a year (I’m very close) while getting fit for RASP and then contact a recruiter. I’d like to get my EFMB during that time period as well. Does this sound like a realistic plan?
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Shipping for basic in 5 weeks and then on to OCS in Febraury. My branch of choice is aviation and have been doing some reading regarding this process. I have heard you won’t even be looked at for branching if you haven’t completed the SIFT test and flight physicals. I have spoken to my recruiter who is getting me to sit my SIFT in a couple of weeks but unsure as to whether I can get a flight physical in time. Also, I have 20/50 vision in one eye and 20/100 on the other both correctable to 20/20. I cannot get PRK or LASIK and wait 6 months to ship as I am on an age waiver so my only hope is that either the eyesight is waiverable or I am able to get LASIK inservice.
Does anyone have any insight on either of these queries?
TIA
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Talked to a recruiter today about OCS and he said contract length was 6 years? I was under the impression it is 4 years? Can someone confirm how long officer contracts are supposed to be? Thanks
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Back again with another question that’s probably dumb. How much of a PT score improvement is common after basic training/AIT? Can you start at the very bottom and get to a 270-300 on the APFT? Do some people lose strength while at basic training?
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Heading to meps again soon and i just was wondering if im gonna be DQed for this credit stuff. Back in 2016 i had a few cards charge off, the total debt between the credit cards was 7.1k. Now looking at my report, its been reported as "written off as profit/loss" and isnt in the collections section of my credit report. I have a decent credit score and pay off any current cards i have, but will that old stuff from the past stop me from joining?
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Prior service FMF Corpsman here, bored and looking into the 18D pipeline. Would I have to go through 68W school if I have already been a corpsman for 6 years and am a licensed EMT? I know I would have to go through boot camp again, but going through 68W school seems super redundant as I essentially did that back in 2014 in HM School.
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Hi good afternoon I'm a reservist SPC whose been in service for 3 years now. I got a email from a recruiter of informing me that there are active duty tours up to 3 years available in my current MOS (42A). I meet all the passing criteria, and the email details about possibly being eligible for direct assignment to a duty station of my choice. Before I even consider thinking about replying to the recruiter, I wanted to ask anyone here (preferably whose an enlisted reservist) who also got this kind of email and if they could DM me about their experience and if I could ever see this kind of offer again in the future? I often think about whether I should try an active duty tour or just go with ADOS orders at least once, and if there's benefit differences?
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For someone who is biking, swimming, running - is this good PT to pass ACFT and survive BCT? What more and what else can they do?
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Can you be charged leave for inprocessing quarantine?
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What’s airborne school like atm? Is there a PT test? Bay barracks or rooms? I’ve heard it’s shorter now apparently? Someone who was just there please clarify for a confused AIT private.
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Active duty infantry, post deployment hearing test. Failed two in a row with some real bad scores...now I have to see audiologist. they act like my scores are bad enough for separation from the army. I'm tripping out a bit, anything I should do at this point?
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I ship to BCT in exactly one week. I've already given all the documents required to my recruiter, and everything is good to go. Any last minute tips or tricks heading into reception? I'm shipping to Fort Sill. Thanks in advance!
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Army reservists:
If you deploy, do you still collect BAH if you don’t pay for housing? Someone told me you do, I am just curious.
Edit: Also, include BAS in this question.
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I want to be a ranger, but am wondering what the best option is. Should I try to get an option 40 or go into the standard infantry, and try to get in after a few years? Option 40 is just straight to the rangers essentially right? No messing around with anything else, just straight to what you need to do to join the regiment? And is it smart to do it at 18/19 years old, or should I wait till I’m older and more competent/ fit? I heard the second route is not guaranteed, which is why I am unsure. I just wanted opinions from people with experience. Thanks!
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Hello everyone this is going to be my first time posting in this thread. I am currently going through the medical waiver process for the army. I got disqualified from the Marine Corps back in 2016. I got disqualified for a retinaopothy, 2 scars one is from a gallbladder surgery (they took out my gallbladder) and the other one was from a collasped lung. All of these issues I had when I was a premature baby at 5 months. I am perfectly fine I go to PT almost every day at the station I do ju jitsu and wrestling in college. I was wondering if this will disqualify me from the army? I did all of the applicant statements and show dedication everyday when I come to Pt at the station. What do you guys think? Do you think it will get approved in your opinion?
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I'm trying to understand soldier's active TIS when they transition from reserve to active duty. What's a good rule of thumb for estimating reserve time to active duty TIS for promotion after transitioning?
Is it like this simple? Typical 1 year reserve training = 24 days (1 weekend every month) + 14 days (2 weeks of annual training) =38 days of training. Therefore 1 yr of reserve time equals 38 days of active duty time??
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insignia question Why is second lieutenant bar gold but the first lieutenant bar silver, considering the value of each item mentioned shouldn't it logically be second lieutenant silver first lieutenant gold? And to add on to that why do majors have the Golden oak leaf and then lieutenant colonels have a silver one? Is there a specific reason for this or is it just one of those things that just is.
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This question is kinda dumb, and I feel like the answer is no, but I genuinely can’t find it for myself. From what the rules for the ACFT says, you can’t wear a belt or wrist straps when deadlifting. It says you can’t use anything that is not a part of the normal PT uniform. What it does not say is that you can’t take your shoes off when you deadlift. Is this something that I can do? I can’t find anything specifically stating that I can’t.
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Is Kadena Officers' Club open to only commissioned officers? Seems like an obvious "yes" but trainees were allowed into the NCO club on Jackson so I figured it's worth an ask. TY
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Was thinking about rejoining for 15t, has anyone gone through 15t ait as an MOS-T and where are most people getting stationed right now for it?
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As a 68C is it more likely to be stationed in a CSH or a regular hospital?
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Commissioning soon in the guard as OD, wondering what the process looks like from transitioning to Active Duty? I understand it takes a while and the Call to Active program is currently only taking Aviators, so is it too far fetched to even try to switch at this point?
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Wanting to go SF, the recruiter keeps saying I should go 12d to get ahead of the game, saying that it's one of the hardest schools in the army. Does sf need to be qualified in diving?
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How is Fort Benning OSUT right now? Shipping tomorrow. Are people still stuck in 30th AG for months?
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35P AIT question According to the Army’s website- AIT comes after DLI. According to my recruiter- DLI is AIT. Who is right?
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Hey everyone, I’m a 21yr old college grad with a BA in political science, I was originally going through the ocs process but that was ended after MEPS found out I was color blind. I’m interested in doing work in the intelligence field and was looking at enlisting as a 35m but 37f psyop has also caught my eye however I’m cautious as I don’t want to potentially become a nonselect and get moved to MP. Right now I have a 95 on the ASVAB if that makes a difference. I’d appreciate any and all advice or input thanks.
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How fit should I be before considering rasp? Going to Airborne soon and I’m thinking about volunteering, but I had covid and quarantined for about a month in the middle of ait. My fitness isn’t great and I only just got my cardio back a decent level ( had 23 min two mile after covid and quarantine. Now I’m at a 16 2 mile and 42 min 5 mile) I figured I’d get my body right then attempt sfas, but the rasp option is available to me soon and I’m not sure which path to go down. I also haven’t seen my wife and 5 year old since January so rasp would keep me away even longer.
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Question: Are new soldiers of whom complete BCT do they still receive the GWTSM? (Not expeditionary for clarification)
i am trying to get information on awards as i cannot find effective dates in the regs and cannot find the right MILPR memo. Many of my newer soldiers are coming in without this award on their SRB and i just wouldnlike to make sure if it is, or is not still being provided to new Soldiers.
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Should I join? I want brutally honest feedback. (ROTC at top university)
First off I want to thank whoever is reading this for taking the time to give me their two cents.
I don’t come from a military family. I’ve grown up in an upper class house with no adversity other than alcoholic/drug addict family members. I am currently attending one of the top 10 schools in the country studying chinese, Arabic, and IR.
I want to serve my country for a few reasons (even after the debate... I guess)
1: I’ve had a mostly amazing upbringing and I feel I owe something for that. I worry that if I don’t do anything in the military I will feel like an entitled privileged kid for the rest of my life.
2: I’m from a wealthy community where few people commit themselves to lives of service in or out of the military, and because I’ve been given so much opportunity I want to do something to help make things better.
3: As far as I know, I’ve been a good leader. Captain of all my varsity teams, club leader, and I have had younger people tell me that they look up to me and that I have helped them a lot. I’ve greatly enjoyed helping people and being in a leadership role where I can influence others. (I know these aren’t good measures for leadership in an officer)
4: I believe being an officer will give me the tools to be a better person in whatever I do for the rest of my life. I think I can use my language skills and education for good in the army.
On the other hand I have a lot of resources at my university and a lot comfier career opportunities. I just worry that I owe something to my community country and that I’ll regret not doing anything when I’m older. If I were to continue on I’d want to branch MI and hopefully use my language skills there.
At this point you might be like “fuck this kid.” Yeah. I guess. I don’t really know what to say. I just want input from officers or enlisted.
If you had the opportunities that I have would you still join?
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The most valuable thing I own is my car, most of the rest of my belongings, furniture included, are kind of disposable. I'm expected to ship out for OSUT somewhat soon. Should I just start selling everything? The only other choice is to keep it in storage or at one of my siblings' homes.
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I'm going to MEPS on Wednesday for my medical and if all goes well I'll be swearing in. I have no reason to expect I won't be accepted. my recruiter has given the impression that my ship date will probably be somewhere towards the end of October or early to mid-november, so pretty soon.
 
This all happened a lot faster than I expected. I walked into the recruiter's office on Monday and took the ASVAB yesterday. I hustled on my paperwork which helped I guess. I honestly expected to have more time to get ready for OSUT. I'm making weight to meet standards, and I'm still losing weight fast from my diet and the light exercise I've been doing up until now. However I'm only right now trying to turn up the exercise now that I've realized how soon I'll be in training for real.
 
I'm starting to sprint and run and work on push-ups. I have a buddy to work with me and keep me accountable and consistent. I'm improving fast but I can feel the burn, and the struggle especially with cardio, and it worries me. Can I get in okay shape in the next three or four weeks? Any tips on doing that safely and healthily? Any tips on getting the most out of my preparation training? Thank you in advance for any help.
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How do you circulate the information to your larger family that you're enlisting? I have a huge family, like eight aunts, eight uncles, 35 first cousins, and so on . So I can't exactly just call or text each one of them individually, not that I'd be inclined to anyway. A Facebook post seems the most efficient, but kind of... stupid? My siblings and my mom already know, and my closest friends, should I just leave it at that?
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How long does a tattoo waiver usually take to get approved? I have already taken the ASVAB and gone through MEPS so the only thing left is to get my waiver approved. My recruiter sent it up on Thursday and he said it should be quick but that’s it. It’s not offensive or anything, just had to send it up since it’s on the back of my neck/upper back and sticks out of the collar of a t-shirt a tiny bit.
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I had looked through the army website trying to see if i could join and even e-mailed the email they provided but i never got a clear answer. So i have self harm scars on my forearm, upper arm and chest and legs. Would i be able to join the army or would they bar me cause of mental health issues? Or would it be foolish to try and cover it up the whole time I'm there if i can get by the recruiter?
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I told off an army recruiter. He then told me “good luck finding govt work in the future.” Is he full of shit or not?
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I am PCSing to Korea and I am scheduled for a Patriot Express flight. My ticket/confirmation has no gate or flight number. How do I know where to go once I am at the airport? I will be in Seattle airport if that helps.
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Ask the customer service? Lol
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Has anybody tried Everlance? It’s an app that tracks your miles so you get compensated for your taxes or something like that. I was wondering how that would work if you’re in the Army, since you send up the reports to your manager.
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Did they shorten the 25B AIT? I’ve been trying to reclass to some sort of IT for months. Was holding out for 35T, but there are open 25B slots now. For some reason those slots show training for 8 weeks. I was under the impression it was supposed to be 20 ish.
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Just got a call for a 6mo rotation for OIR. Dont know the full details.
Dont know if kuwait or somewhere else. Any chance we send staff to Syria? Hows Arifjan?
If either, would it be TDY? Is it still a deployment with patch and tax free zone?
I know all of these questions should be answered by my command but i have less than 12 hours to make the decision.
I was looking to leave the mil as officer life got boring sitting at staff. Would this be the same thing but in a hotter shittier environment? Or will it be rewarding?
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I know the NG offers ETP's (exemption to policy) for Prior Service from attending BCT/OSUT. Does the Army Reserve offer ETP's to BCT/OSUT as well?
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If you had to choose an MOS- 68W (medic) or 92Y (supply). Im re-enlisting and prior service business rules dictate which MOS I can choose and it's down to these 2. Any input is appreciated. Thanks!
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Does the 642nd Engineer Support Company at Fort Drum fall under the 91st MP Battalion or the 7th BEB? I'm finding some conflicting sources. Thanks!
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How long should I train, specifically cardiovascular wise, before I join and go through rasp. I’m trying to be in the best shape possible, and wondering how long that takes for the average person, and what my benchmarks should be. Strengthwise I’m not worried, I would say it’s my strong suit which is why I’m asking about cardio. Also, any ideas for programs for hiking and running? Thanks for the help!
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I’ve heard from friends that the Rakasans have quite the reputation, but never any details. Any information on what to expect out of going to 3BCT? Im a 13A currently at BOLC if that matters.
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Well I guess I’m done with trying to join ! Recruiter cant schedule around my current job (only weekdays I work are Thursday and Friday ) and scheduled a consult for Thursday the place I work is currently shut down for a week so I will already go 1 week without pay ! I can’t go two weeks just for a consult
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What is the hardest school in the army?
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I just got an email this morning saying that it’s now kosher if I wanted to use both Army TA and 1606 VA benefits for the same classes. Since I’m receiving 1606 right now, should I go ahead and apply for TA? Or wait and make sure it’s fine with the school?
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I feel really dumb asking this question, but is there a way I can see which GI bill I am enrolled in?
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What exactly is 17E/29E? Only thing I can comprehend is it's utilizing signal jamming device's......
How is the schoolhouse/curriculum/course load?
Does the ait still satisfy ALC requirement?
Thank you,
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So I'm about to go to Hunter Army Airfield in the next couple days, and I am wondering if a 15T can be part of the MEDEVAC crew (similar to 68W) as a crewchief. If so, what does it take?
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I'm leaving in a month for BOLC in Fort Huachuca. I expect to quarantine upon arrival, but what does quarantine look like? Shut into a hotel room for two weeks straight?
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How difficult is the DLAB? I don’t speak a second language, which I understand may make it more difficult. Are there any Study Guides or tips?
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I’m currently thinking of enlisting as a combat medic in the army. I’m a woman, so I’m looking for another woman’s point of view who has this MOS. My main question is what do you wish you had known when you enlisted?
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Best watch for basic training? Any advice would help! Looking for something with a pedometer, timer, alarm...
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I enlisted in the reserves I wanted 38B CA but didn’t qualify by a little I’m planning to reclass once I’m in is the process difficult to reclass in the reserves to another MOS ?
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I'm trying to enlist for active duty and my recruiter got me a temporary reservation for 35T. My MEPS physical is on Tuesday, but they're putting me in a hotel overnight on Monday, I'm assuming for COVID reasons.
Anyway, I'm curious as to when/how/if I can request airborne and air assault. Do I request/inquire about it with the counselor I'll be speaking to at MEPS after the physical or do I call my recruiter? Could it be added to my contract right then and there? Is it even a possibility for my MOS?
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What is Hawaii like for a 13F?
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I’m enlisted for a 6 year contract as a 68C how many duty stations will I have?
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If I go Officer in a African country like Liberia. Would I do OCS in the states if the army is funded by the US?
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2020.10.05 12:38 Army_Bot Summary For: Weekly Question Thread (9/28/2020 to 10/4/2020)

I keep a spare uniform in my car when I go to drill. My PL recently told me to "cross load that uniform" to a junior Solider who "forgot" to bring her's. She's lives more than 250 miles from the NG Center so she couldn't be sent home to get it.
I refused and was counseled for not being a team player. I did not concur with the counseling and stated my reasons (its my "garrison" uniform that I purchased with my own money and only wore it for garrison situations when a good uniform was required).
They then threatened me with UCMJ for failure to obey a lawful order. I relented and let her use my uniform. Which was trashed by the field conditions we were in.
I tried going to supply and they won't do anything because its not an issue uniform (proper) and my PL and PS blew me off when I bitched about it.
Can my PL make me give a spare uniform to another Solider or should I have stood my ground instead of giving in?
TLDR: National Guard: Can my PL make me give/loan my spare OCP uniform (not TA-50) to another Soldier who forgot theirs?
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My recruiter says he doesn't have any contracts for the MOS I want (37F) and is trying to talk me into a 35 series, but 37F is listed as "in demand" on GoArmy.com. What are the odds that if I stick to my guns he'll magically "find" one for me?
Alternatively how often do slots open up?
Edit: met with recruiter, he is clearly full of shit (went from "EOD is a lame job go infantry" to "EOD is basically special forces man its super cool" in the span of 5 minutes despite my repeatedly asking about 37F)
Meeting with a different recruiter tomorrow.
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Prior service here. Did 8 years and honorably separated. Got my BSN was a former 91W. Where can is see my SEP code or RE codes as I want to explore re-enlisting into the Army.
Thank you in advance.
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What’s up everyone I hope this post finds you all doing well. I’m a high school senior and I ship to basic at Sill here in a few months. I’m on contract for 4 years as a 13F. I was just wondering what you guys thought I could accomplish in that time in terms of specialized schools I don’t plan to reenlist so I was just wondering what all I could potentially achieve in my years as a give duty Thanks for the time ✌🏼
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I’m looking to enlist, got a 95 ASVAB
If I take Geospatial Intelligence Imagery Analyst (35G) with option 40 (Airborne Ranger) will I see combat? Or is it behind the scenes type work? My recruiter is adamant that it’ll be classified info and satellite imaging work, and no real action. What are the best Intel-type careers? I qualify for anything.
Also it won’t let me post in the ArmyFAQ idk why, I would’ve posted there.
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Met with a recruiter today. I was told even if I enlist in 2 weeks, I won’t ship out until March-May of next year. Sound fishy? I’m also looking into reserves
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Is it possible to take selection more than once?
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Going to MEPS soon. Obviously I've heard all the stories about people not getting their contracts looked over properly before signing. What are the literal words you say/questions you ask before signing your contract to make sure you're getting all the benefits that were promised (student loan repayment, enlistment bonus, quick ship bonus etc)?
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Trying to go Green to Gold, meet every requirement except that I had a 2.45 GPA in high school. Does anyone know if this is waiverable or not? I have a 22 ACT score so I wonder if that makes up for the .05,
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68W here. ETS this year. Start my terminal leave in about 50 days, but my 1SG won’t sign off on it until I do Table VIII, medic recertification. But my EMT is good until after I ETS. Is that a reg or is she just being a bitch?
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Can anyone verify if what my recruiter is telling me is correct for OCS application. The recruiter I am dealing with is pushing me to enlist rather than OCS, and is stating that my prior misdemeanor on my record 4 years ago will likely leave me not selected. If I was never convicted of my charges/ served time etc will this be an issue, or do you know of officers that have prior legal issues waived?
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68W AIT. I want to go to the 75, but my company may not get contracts this cycle apparently. I’m not physically fit enough at the moment anyway. I can’t sacrifice the time I have to study to go to the gym because of the way classes are set up due to COVID. The PT we do here is CrossFit style calisthenics and some running.
I figured I would finish my Bachelors in a year (I’m very close) while getting fit for RASP and then contact a recruiter. I’d like to get my EFMB during that time period as well. Does this sound like a realistic plan?
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Shipping for basic in 5 weeks and then on to OCS in Febraury. My branch of choice is aviation and have been doing some reading regarding this process. I have heard you won’t even be looked at for branching if you haven’t completed the SIFT test and flight physicals. I have spoken to my recruiter who is getting me to sit my SIFT in a couple of weeks but unsure as to whether I can get a flight physical in time. Also, I have 20/50 vision in one eye and 20/100 on the other both correctable to 20/20. I cannot get PRK or LASIK and wait 6 months to ship as I am on an age waiver so my only hope is that either the eyesight is waiverable or I am able to get LASIK inservice.
Does anyone have any insight on either of these queries?
TIA
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Talked to a recruiter today about OCS and he said contract length was 6 years? I was under the impression it is 4 years? Can someone confirm how long officer contracts are supposed to be? Thanks
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Back again with another question that’s probably dumb. How much of a PT score improvement is common after basic training/AIT? Can you start at the very bottom and get to a 270-300 on the APFT? Do some people lose strength while at basic training?
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Heading to meps again soon and i just was wondering if im gonna be DQed for this credit stuff. Back in 2016 i had a few cards charge off, the total debt between the credit cards was 7.1k. Now looking at my report, its been reported as "written off as profit/loss" and isnt in the collections section of my credit report. I have a decent credit score and pay off any current cards i have, but will that old stuff from the past stop me from joining?
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Prior service FMF Corpsman here, bored and looking into the 18D pipeline. Would I have to go through 68W school if I have already been a corpsman for 6 years and am a licensed EMT? I know I would have to go through boot camp again, but going through 68W school seems super redundant as I essentially did that back in 2014 in HM School.
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Hi good afternoon I'm a reservist SPC whose been in service for 3 years now. I got a email from a recruiter of informing me that there are active duty tours up to 3 years available in my current MOS (42A). I meet all the passing criteria, and the email details about possibly being eligible for direct assignment to a duty station of my choice. Before I even consider thinking about replying to the recruiter, I wanted to ask anyone here (preferably whose an enlisted reservist) who also got this kind of email and if they could DM me about their experience and if I could ever see this kind of offer again in the future? I often think about whether I should try an active duty tour or just go with ADOS orders at least once, and if there's benefit differences?
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For someone who is biking, swimming, running - is this good PT to pass ACFT and survive BCT? What more and what else can they do?
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Can you be charged leave for inprocessing quarantine?
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What’s airborne school like atm? Is there a PT test? Bay barracks or rooms? I’ve heard it’s shorter now apparently? Someone who was just there please clarify for a confused AIT private.
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Active duty infantry, post deployment hearing test. Failed two in a row with some real bad scores...now I have to see audiologist. they act like my scores are bad enough for separation from the army. I'm tripping out a bit, anything I should do at this point?
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I ship to BCT in exactly one week. I've already given all the documents required to my recruiter, and everything is good to go. Any last minute tips or tricks heading into reception? I'm shipping to Fort Sill. Thanks in advance!
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Army reservists:
If you deploy, do you still collect BAH if you don’t pay for housing? Someone told me you do, I am just curious.
Edit: Also, include BAS in this question.
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I want to be a ranger, but am wondering what the best option is. Should I try to get an option 40 or go into the standard infantry, and try to get in after a few years? Option 40 is just straight to the rangers essentially right? No messing around with anything else, just straight to what you need to do to join the regiment? And is it smart to do it at 18/19 years old, or should I wait till I’m older and more competent/ fit? I heard the second route is not guaranteed, which is why I am unsure. I just wanted opinions from people with experience. Thanks!
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Hello everyone this is going to be my first time posting in this thread. I am currently going through the medical waiver process for the army. I got disqualified from the Marine Corps back in 2016. I got disqualified for a retinaopothy, 2 scars one is from a gallbladder surgery (they took out my gallbladder) and the other one was from a collasped lung. All of these issues I had when I was a premature baby at 5 months. I am perfectly fine I go to PT almost every day at the station I do ju jitsu and wrestling in college. I was wondering if this will disqualify me from the army? I did all of the applicant statements and show dedication everyday when I come to Pt at the station. What do you guys think? Do you think it will get approved in your opinion?
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I'm trying to understand soldier's active TIS when they transition from reserve to active duty. What's a good rule of thumb for estimating reserve time to active duty TIS for promotion after transitioning?
Is it like this simple? Typical 1 year reserve training = 24 days (1 weekend every month) + 14 days (2 weeks of annual training) =38 days of training. Therefore 1 yr of reserve time equals 38 days of active duty time??
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insignia question Why is second lieutenant bar gold but the first lieutenant bar silver, considering the value of each item mentioned shouldn't it logically be second lieutenant silver first lieutenant gold? And to add on to that why do majors have the Golden oak leaf and then lieutenant colonels have a silver one? Is there a specific reason for this or is it just one of those things that just is.
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This question is kinda dumb, and I feel like the answer is no, but I genuinely can’t find it for myself. From what the rules for the ACFT says, you can’t wear a belt or wrist straps when deadlifting. It says you can’t use anything that is not a part of the normal PT uniform. What it does not say is that you can’t take your shoes off when you deadlift. Is this something that I can do? I can’t find anything specifically stating that I can’t.
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Is Kadena Officers' Club open to only commissioned officers? Seems like an obvious "yes" but trainees were allowed into the NCO club on Jackson so I figured it's worth an ask. TY
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Was thinking about rejoining for 15t, has anyone gone through 15t ait as an MOS-T and where are most people getting stationed right now for it?
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As a 68C is it more likely to be stationed in a CSH or a regular hospital?
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Commissioning soon in the guard as OD, wondering what the process looks like from transitioning to Active Duty? I understand it takes a while and the Call to Active program is currently only taking Aviators, so is it too far fetched to even try to switch at this point?
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Wanting to go SF, the recruiter keeps saying I should go 12d to get ahead of the game, saying that it's one of the hardest schools in the army. Does sf need to be qualified in diving?
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How is Fort Benning OSUT right now? Shipping tomorrow. Are people still stuck in 30th AG for months?
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35P AIT question According to the Army’s website- AIT comes after DLI. According to my recruiter- DLI is AIT. Who is right?
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Hey everyone, I’m a 21yr old college grad with a BA in political science, I was originally going through the ocs process but that was ended after MEPS found out I was color blind. I’m interested in doing work in the intelligence field and was looking at enlisting as a 35m but 37f psyop has also caught my eye however I’m cautious as I don’t want to potentially become a nonselect and get moved to MP. Right now I have a 95 on the ASVAB if that makes a difference. I’d appreciate any and all advice or input thanks.
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How fit should I be before considering rasp? Going to Airborne soon and I’m thinking about volunteering, but I had covid and quarantined for about a month in the middle of ait. My fitness isn’t great and I only just got my cardio back a decent level ( had 23 min two mile after covid and quarantine. Now I’m at a 16 2 mile and 42 min 5 mile) I figured I’d get my body right then attempt sfas, but the rasp option is available to me soon and I’m not sure which path to go down. I also haven’t seen my wife and 5 year old since January so rasp would keep me away even longer.
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Question: Are new soldiers of whom complete BCT do they still receive the GWTSM? (Not expeditionary for clarification)
i am trying to get information on awards as i cannot find effective dates in the regs and cannot find the right MILPR memo. Many of my newer soldiers are coming in without this award on their SRB and i just wouldnlike to make sure if it is, or is not still being provided to new Soldiers.
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Should I join? I want brutally honest feedback. (ROTC at top university)
First off I want to thank whoever is reading this for taking the time to give me their two cents.
I don’t come from a military family. I’ve grown up in an upper class house with no adversity other than alcoholic/drug addict family members. I am currently attending one of the top 10 schools in the country studying chinese, Arabic, and IR.
I want to serve my country for a few reasons (even after the debate... I guess)
1: I’ve had a mostly amazing upbringing and I feel I owe something for that. I worry that if I don’t do anything in the military I will feel like an entitled privileged kid for the rest of my life.
2: I’m from a wealthy community where few people commit themselves to lives of service in or out of the military, and because I’ve been given so much opportunity I want to do something to help make things better.
3: As far as I know, I’ve been a good leader. Captain of all my varsity teams, club leader, and I have had younger people tell me that they look up to me and that I have helped them a lot. I’ve greatly enjoyed helping people and being in a leadership role where I can influence others. (I know these aren’t good measures for leadership in an officer)
4: I believe being an officer will give me the tools to be a better person in whatever I do for the rest of my life. I think I can use my language skills and education for good in the army.
On the other hand I have a lot of resources at my university and a lot comfier career opportunities. I just worry that I owe something to my community country and that I’ll regret not doing anything when I’m older. If I were to continue on I’d want to branch MI and hopefully use my language skills there.
At this point you might be like “fuck this kid.” Yeah. I guess. I don’t really know what to say. I just want input from officers or enlisted.
If you had the opportunities that I have would you still join?
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The most valuable thing I own is my car, most of the rest of my belongings, furniture included, are kind of disposable. I'm expected to ship out for OSUT somewhat soon. Should I just start selling everything? The only other choice is to keep it in storage or at one of my siblings' homes.
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I'm going to MEPS on Wednesday for my medical and if all goes well I'll be swearing in. I have no reason to expect I won't be accepted. my recruiter has given the impression that my ship date will probably be somewhere towards the end of October or early to mid-november, so pretty soon.
 
This all happened a lot faster than I expected. I walked into the recruiter's office on Monday and took the ASVAB yesterday. I hustled on my paperwork which helped I guess. I honestly expected to have more time to get ready for OSUT. I'm making weight to meet standards, and I'm still losing weight fast from my diet and the light exercise I've been doing up until now. However I'm only right now trying to turn up the exercise now that I've realized how soon I'll be in training for real.
 
I'm starting to sprint and run and work on push-ups. I have a buddy to work with me and keep me accountable and consistent. I'm improving fast but I can feel the burn, and the struggle especially with cardio, and it worries me. Can I get in okay shape in the next three or four weeks? Any tips on doing that safely and healthily? Any tips on getting the most out of my preparation training? Thank you in advance for any help.
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How do you circulate the information to your larger family that you're enlisting? I have a huge family, like eight aunts, eight uncles, 35 first cousins, and so on . So I can't exactly just call or text each one of them individually, not that I'd be inclined to anyway. A Facebook post seems the most efficient, but kind of... stupid? My siblings and my mom already know, and my closest friends, should I just leave it at that?
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How long does a tattoo waiver usually take to get approved? I have already taken the ASVAB and gone through MEPS so the only thing left is to get my waiver approved. My recruiter sent it up on Thursday and he said it should be quick but that’s it. It’s not offensive or anything, just had to send it up since it’s on the back of my neck/upper back and sticks out of the collar of a t-shirt a tiny bit.
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I had looked through the army website trying to see if i could join and even e-mailed the email they provided but i never got a clear answer. So i have self harm scars on my forearm, upper arm and chest and legs. Would i be able to join the army or would they bar me cause of mental health issues? Or would it be foolish to try and cover it up the whole time I'm there if i can get by the recruiter?
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I told off an army recruiter. He then told me “good luck finding govt work in the future.” Is he full of shit or not?
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I am PCSing to Korea and I am scheduled for a Patriot Express flight. My ticket/confirmation has no gate or flight number. How do I know where to go once I am at the airport? I will be in Seattle airport if that helps.
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Ask the customer service? Lol
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Has anybody tried Everlance? It’s an app that tracks your miles so you get compensated for your taxes or something like that. I was wondering how that would work if you’re in the Army, since you send up the reports to your manager.
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Did they shorten the 25B AIT? I’ve been trying to reclass to some sort of IT for months. Was holding out for 35T, but there are open 25B slots now. For some reason those slots show training for 8 weeks. I was under the impression it was supposed to be 20 ish.
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Just got a call for a 6mo rotation for OIR. Dont know the full details.
Dont know if kuwait or somewhere else. Any chance we send staff to Syria? Hows Arifjan?
If either, would it be TDY? Is it still a deployment with patch and tax free zone?
I know all of these questions should be answered by my command but i have less than 12 hours to make the decision.
I was looking to leave the mil as officer life got boring sitting at staff. Would this be the same thing but in a hotter shittier environment? Or will it be rewarding?
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I know the NG offers ETP's (exemption to policy) for Prior Service from attending BCT/OSUT. Does the Army Reserve offer ETP's to BCT/OSUT as well?
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If you had to choose an MOS- 68W (medic) or 92Y (supply). Im re-enlisting and prior service business rules dictate which MOS I can choose and it's down to these 2. Any input is appreciated. Thanks!
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Does the 642nd Engineer Support Company at Fort Drum fall under the 91st MP Battalion or the 7th BEB? I'm finding some conflicting sources. Thanks!
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How long should I train, specifically cardiovascular wise, before I join and go through rasp. I’m trying to be in the best shape possible, and wondering how long that takes for the average person, and what my benchmarks should be. Strengthwise I’m not worried, I would say it’s my strong suit which is why I’m asking about cardio. Also, any ideas for programs for hiking and running? Thanks for the help!
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I’ve heard from friends that the Rakasans have quite the reputation, but never any details. Any information on what to expect out of going to 3BCT? Im a 13A currently at BOLC if that matters.
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Well I guess I’m done with trying to join ! Recruiter cant schedule around my current job (only weekdays I work are Thursday and Friday ) and scheduled a consult for Thursday the place I work is currently shut down for a week so I will already go 1 week without pay ! I can’t go two weeks just for a consult
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What is the hardest school in the army?
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I just got an email this morning saying that it’s now kosher if I wanted to use both Army TA and 1606 VA benefits for the same classes. Since I’m receiving 1606 right now, should I go ahead and apply for TA? Or wait and make sure it’s fine with the school?
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I feel really dumb asking this question, but is there a way I can see which GI bill I am enrolled in?
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What exactly is 17E/29E? Only thing I can comprehend is it's utilizing signal jamming device's......
How is the schoolhouse/curriculum/course load?
Does the ait still satisfy ALC requirement?
Thank you,
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So I'm about to go to Hunter Army Airfield in the next couple days, and I am wondering if a 15T can be part of the MEDEVAC crew (similar to 68W) as a crewchief. If so, what does it take?
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I'm leaving in a month for BOLC in Fort Huachuca. I expect to quarantine upon arrival, but what does quarantine look like? Shut into a hotel room for two weeks straight?
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How difficult is the DLAB? I don’t speak a second language, which I understand may make it more difficult. Are there any Study Guides or tips?
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I’m currently thinking of enlisting as a combat medic in the army. I’m a woman, so I’m looking for another woman’s point of view who has this MOS. My main question is what do you wish you had known when you enlisted?
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Best watch for basic training? Any advice would help! Looking for something with a pedometer, timer, alarm...
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I enlisted in the reserves I wanted 38B CA but didn’t qualify by a little I’m planning to reclass once I’m in is the process difficult to reclass in the reserves to another MOS ?
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I'm trying to enlist for active duty and my recruiter got me a temporary reservation for 35T. My MEPS physical is on Tuesday, but they're putting me in a hotel overnight on Monday, I'm assuming for COVID reasons.
Anyway, I'm curious as to when/how/if I can request airborne and air assault. Do I request/inquire about it with the counselor I'll be speaking to at MEPS after the physical or do I call my recruiter? Could it be added to my contract right then and there? Is it even a possibility for my MOS?
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What is Hawaii like for a 13F?
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I’m enlisted for a 6 year contract as a 68C how many duty stations will I have?
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If I go Officer in a African country like Liberia. Would I do OCS in the states if the army is funded by the US?
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.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸ ⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿Infinite reposts. You sit on the toilet to repost content, but you begin to get karma uncontrollably. After ten reposts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of reposts. You desperately shove your phone into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your reddit karma hurt. The reposts accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop reposting. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of reddit upvotes. You try to repost in the shower drain but the karma builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The repost is too reposted to be hidden.You lock the bathroom door to prevent the karma from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the reposts. The reposts accelerates. You slip and fall in your own upvotes.The karma is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-swollen repost finger. Sprawled on your back, you begin to reposts all over nextfuckinglevel. Globs of the sticky white and red uovotes begin to fall like raindrops, giving you upvotes with your own reposts. The reposts accelerates. You struggle to stop as the force of the reposting begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the karma is now at chin height. To avoid drowning in your karma you open the bathroom door. The deluge of reddit upvotes reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with karma instead of molasses. The reposts accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the red and white upvotes. Your youngest child goes under, with vicious redditors calling you out rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your reposting. The reposting accelerates. You squeeze your thumb to stop the reposting, but it begins to leak out of your index finger instead. You let go. The force of the reposting tears your phone open, leaving only a gaping hole in your phone that spews upvotes. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the upvotes. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely made of gold awards. Your neighbor calls the cops. The karma accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of platinum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The karma accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your reposts have now grown into a substitute brain. The karma accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the karma begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your silver awards sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your online pixels start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new silver paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The karma accelerates. The awards and karma begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of awards and karma. Astronomers begin calling you the “R3p0st3r.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of reposts. Eventually, you stop thinking.i just wanna say u ruin my life, u ruin my everything, u made my family mad and sad, Believing u are the most stupidest thing ive ever did and i regret believing u so bad, i just wanna say fucking useless and continue on breakin people’s life, ur a jack ass, a fucking bitch and a stupid fucking idiot that stays inside the sewer for Ages becuz I dont have fucking money to afford a damn house and u have a brain that is smaller than any germs that have ever lived, and ur brain is on ur knees not inside of ur head. Anyways I hope u enioy breaking peoples life, ruining them until they are lost in theyr own mind and u made they’re friends and family look bad on they’re eyesmy fnaf 😱🤖💀 rap 🎤
YO 👋 YO 💯 YO 💯 listen 👂 up ☝ to my new 🆕😎 rap 🎤! I 👁 just got 🍸 a freddy 5️⃣ hat 🤠!
(HOT 🔥 GIRL 👧 SINGING 🎶🎵🎤) oH 🙀 YeAhhhh 🙇‍♀️ ITS FREDDY 😫🍉💕 FAZBEARS PIZZA 😋🍕🍴! WHEN 🍑 YOU 👈 GET 🉐 SOME PIZZA 🍕! AND A BIG 😱. PIECE 🧩. OF. ASSSSSS! awesome ✅💯✔ music 🎧 plays 🎮
Me: ya ⛪🙏 my name 🏷 is rappa 3000 🔢 and ill 📝 tell 🗣 ya 🙏 the story 📖 of fredy pizzaria with a freddy 😫🍉💕 goldy and a hot 😍🔥 foxy 🦊 fucking 👦🍑🖕 chica 👌 all 💯 day 🕛🕧📆 long 📏🕚, with a hudge dong 💦🍆🥒, and den 👱🏿🙈 the security 🛡 guard 💂 named 📛 chonged put 😏 his 💦 dong 🍆 in BONNIE 💁🏻!
girl 👩💋💄 takes 👊 off 📴 shirt 👕 and sings 🎵🎶 OH 🙀 YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY 😫🍉💕 FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN ⏰ U 🍆 GET 👉🔟👈 SOME PIZZA 🍕 AND A. BIG 🍆⬆. PIECE 🍗. OF. QSS
me strokes 😰 dong 🍆 mmmm 🙂 ya 🙏 its fredy fazber pizza 🍕 with huge 😤 dings 🔔 and blongs and bongs 🔬 and frogsssss! with scary 👹 sexy 💦🍆 animatrons!my fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF. ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tell ya the story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, with a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!Cumsockockhttps://discord.gg/huUDGvHahahaha gacha cookie is so funny the sound waves from my laughing just scattered all the atoms in my city into 12 different dimensions and killed thousandsHoly fucking shit, Mother of Jesus Christ damn she's so fucking thick i would rip her pussy and thrust my 12 inch throbbing,veiny,stiff,rock hard pre-ejaculating cock in her tasty delecious pinky pussy as her wounded falopian tubes hurts each time i push it harder and harder inside her,as i goes as deep as it goes and her ovaries feels like It's going to bust while I force her to the wall and forcefully hold her fragile wrist,then I will make her gag on my dick il shatter her throat and hurt her Adam's Apple. ill go so deep in her throat that she will have a asthma attack,my 12 inch cock will fucking take this hot bitch oxygen away.
But that wont be the end of my fun with her. i will torn her pussy apart and leave a bleeding wound on her clitoris, I will reach her cervix and fuck her until she bleed for my twisted pleasure. I will fucking put my 12 inch cock on her rectum she will feel a tingling sensation between her spine and my dick will get out by her mouth, my dick might also rip her stomach of how hard I am.https://youtu.be/IRrQxWonsP0First things first, 4 billion years to create the high-advanced funny anime characters doing funny poses, it's a evolution on our society and on our planet, nothing as it has been seem ever. Also if you don't like gacha... MATE.... DO YOU KNOW HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? I'M A EX-NAVY SEAL WHO FOUGHT IN THE BIGGEST WAR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEM, AND IF YOU GET A FUCKING LITTLE BIT OF CRITICISM TOWARDS GACHA, MATE I'M GONNA HACK YOU TROUGH RAT (Remote Administration Tool) AND THEN TRACK YOU DOWN, AND AFTER THAT I'LL PASS MONTHS, YEARS, EVEN DECADES STUDYING YOUR COMPORTMENT, LIKE A TIGER STALKING HIS PRAY, AND AFTER I SEE IT'S A GOOD TIME, I'LL GET THE INCENDIARY ANTI-METERIAL RIFLE I GOT FROM MY 5° YEAR IN THE ARMY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I'LL SHOOT THE INCENDIARY BULLET TOWARDS YOUR CAR, EXPLODING IT MAKING YOU GET PTSD, AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, I'LL GET IN THERE, GET MY BLOWING CAR AUDIO THAT I GOT FROM YOUR CAR EXPLODING, AND PUTTING RIGHT IN YOUR EAR, SO YOU CAN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE CRITICISM TOWARDS THE BEST COMMUNITY IN THE WORLD.
Ok, so let me explain why is gacha the best app. Gacha has alot of awesome epic gaming gaming zoomies zoomer features, like "Twerk" animation and an awesome skin-color default clothe for people who don't "normal" clothes. Also the community is so worried about children that they took about 2 years or more to take out the "sexual" animations. Also our community is so united and wholesome! For example we have the pedos, the children who make gacha sex, kids who think depression is aesthetical and much more! If you think that's enough, the stair goes on, we have our own art style, and again, PRE-MADE BODIES AND COSTUMIZATIONS ARE ART!!!!!! IF YOU THINK THE OPPOSITE I'LL NOT ONLY MAKE YOU GET PTSD, WHEN YOU FALL IN THE GROUND ALL BLOODY-FUCKED AND ALMOST DIEING, I'LL GET NEAR YOU AND DO LIKE THE GUY IN AMV FROM LIL DARKIE DID, I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL I FUCKING FALL IN THE GROUND.
SO IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE FUNNY HAHAH FUNNIES ABOUT GACHA BEING TRASH... MATE.... DO YOU KNOW HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? I'M A EX-NAVY SEAL WHO FOUGHT IN THE BIGGEST WAR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEM, AND IF YOU GET A FUCKING LITTLE BIT OF CRITICISM TOWARDS GACHA, MATE I'M GONNA HACK YOU TROUGH RAT (Remote Administration Tool) AND THEN TRACK YOU DOWN, AND AFTER THAT I'LL PASS MONTHS, YEARS, EVEN DECADES STUDYING YOUR COMPORTMENT, LIKE A TIGER STALKING HIS PRAY, AND AFTER I SEE IT'S A GOOD TIME, I'LL GET THE INCENDIARY ANTI-METERIAL RIFLE I GOT FROM MY 5° YEAR IN THE ARMY AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I'LL SHOOT THE INCENDIARY BULLET TOWARDS YOUR CAR, EXPLODING IT MAKING YOU GET PTSD, AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, I'LL GET IN THERE, GET MY BLOWING CAR AUDIO THAT I GOT FROM YOUR CAR EXPLODING, AND PUTTING RIGHT IN YOUR EAR, SO YOU CAN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE CRITICISM TOWARDS THE BEST COMMUNITY IN THE WORLD.I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
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There, I grab some bread and get the toaster going. Put the bread in, wait for the bread to be ready, then get a butter knife but put it to better use than just butter; cut the poop into neat slices, then put it on the bread, mash it around a little, enjoy the view. It looks like Nutella, but it's way better. Looks better. Smells better. Tastes better.
Then I put my sandwich in the preheated oven for some time. I don't put a timer on, my soul will tell me whenever it's ready. In half an hour, I get out black bread and black poop on it. I take a bite. It tastes amazing.
I sit on the floor in the kitchen, eating my poop sandwich. I love the taste of burn. I love everything about it. I don't need anything else in life. Just burnt poop sandwiches. Looking for a female roomate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Physical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 Ibs, caucasian or asian only, republican, biologically female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/ vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 Ibs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. everyoneI was hacked
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2020.10.03 07:22 thesgood [US] ISO a Plant Trade

Hey everyone! Hope you're all having a great night! I thought I would see if anyone wanted to trade here before I sell some of these people plants
Photos of p. Nangaritense and Jerry Horne! Pictures with username and date
I have these babies for trade: Philodendron... -Atabapoense -Stenolobum, plant -Billietiae -Pink princess cuttings -White knight chonk with leaf -Paraiso -Majesty -Lacerum -Brandtianum -Glorious -Melanochrysum -Verrucosum -El Choco Red -Golden dragon cutting -Nangaritense -Gloriosum -BMF -Var Burle -Jerry Horne -69686 -Sharoniae -Pedatum
Anthurium lappoanum
Stylochaeton Cordifolius
Rhaphidophora tetrasperma
Monstera adansonii-wide
Syngoniums albo and yellow/green variegata
Amydrium medium
Dioscorea discolor
Looking for: Philodendron: -Longilobatum 😭 -Florida Beauty (var) -Variegated Domesticum -Serpens -African Fantasy -Bob cee -Narrow dragon hybrid Monstera -Var peru -Standleyana aurea or green
Syngonium steyermarkii
Honestly any other neato philodendrons or noids I would probably love!
I can take pictures of any plants requested! Thank you so much have a great day!
Also, I'm pretty new to reddit, but I usually sell and trade on Facebook or etsy.
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2020.10.03 00:09 fuckerandfuckee 19 [M4F] USA - Midwest

I don’t know whether to be embarrassed that I haven’t been in a real relationship yet or what lmao. I’ve been trying a few dating apps but the matches don’t seem quite strong enough so I’m giving this a try!
About me: I’m African American, and a super chill person. Introverted usually, but when I’m with friends, they say I’m the life of the party (especially when I do my impressions for them lmao). I’m super caring, honest, and friendly (as described by said friends).
Hobbies: I love to sketch, I really want to get into making my own little characters and things like that. I make music in my free time, I’d like to fully learn piano and a bit of guitar at some point, maybe when this whole COVID thing is over haha. I’m a huge Star Wars guy, it’s been something I enjoyed since childhood. I love playing sports, baseball is my favorite, next to skateboarding.
I’d love to learn more about you and see where things go!
I’m totally open to sharing pictures of me, your picture gets mine!
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2020.10.02 14:12 NinjaPotato_ZA Tinder Questions

20 years old and ummm...planning to attempt Tinder, but im scared hahaha
Im a South African, idk if this detail is needed for Reddit, but yeee. Has anybody else been "anxious" to use a dating app before? if so please give me some adivice LOL
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2020.09.30 21:04 mr_tyler_durden Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update September 30, 2020

Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update September 30, 2020
Notes by mr_tyler_durden and Daily Update Team
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2020.09.29 23:32 MO-J7867 Dating apps and meeting people

What is the best apps to meet other people and for dating, as well as the occasional hookups for other South Africans
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2020.09.29 02:29 AsaTJ Crusader Kings 3 Patch 1.1 Notes: What They Actually Mean

Game Balance

AI

Interface

Art

Localization

Game Content

Databases

Bugfixes

Link to official notes:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/ck3-dev-diary-42-1-1-patch-notes.1428193/
These take a very long time to make. If you got a good laugh and want to support my work, you can buy me a coffee:
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2020.09.26 01:42 SuperOrdinaryUser 🍄AbyssRium Pole - Wonderland Iceberg Fusion Event🍄

The Wonerland Iceberg fusion event is live for some players as of September 25th, 2020!

This megathread will be linked from the megathread hub post in the pinned post of this subreddit.
Please remember that the updates always, always, ALWAYS roll out on a staggered schedule. There is no rhyme or reason to who gets the update first. There is no way to get the update faster. Screaming on here will not help. Everyone should have the update within a week or so.
Links to previous AbyssRium Pole Megathreads (for players who are yet to complete the previous events, or need help with the game itself):

A few general event tips

Event Summary

Update specifics

Game Features

New decoration system is added. Access it via the main menu (5th tab) and take a look at the in-game tutorial. More info below.
Access the game's customizations via the palette icon next to the camera icon. You can view how they actually look by tapping on the small magnifying glass right by the said customization's icon without buying it, similar to the Preview feature in AbyssRium.
To access the ongoing events, tap on the fish 'book' icon on the lower left corner of your screen, just above your Vitality count. Then, select an event that you want to complete.
A new normal creature is added:

Event Items

Currency: Farm Materials (i.e. Red Mushrooms, Parasol Mushrooms, Black Cobbles, and Pebbles)
Customizations:
IAP:

Event Creatures

Creature Name Unlock requirement Creature required Farm materials needed (full price)
Heart Penguin Soldier none Adelie Penguin 10 Parasol Mushrooms
Spades Penguin Soldier Own 3 Heart Penguin Soldiers Gentoo Penguin 10 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms
Violet Firefly Own 3 Spades Penguin Soldiers Gray Seal 20 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms
The White Rabbit with Pocket Watch Own 3 Violet Fireflies Crabeater Seal 20 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms + 10 Black Cobbles
The Little Hatter Bear Own 3 The White Rabbits with Pocket Watches, Watch 2 ads for free Vitality Cape Petrel 40 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms + 20 Black Cobbles
Argyle Lantern Bluebird Own 3 Little Hatter Bears, Open 3 treasure chests Antarctic Silverfish 40 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms + 10 Black Cobbles + 10 Pebbles
The Palace Lady Wallaby Own 5 Argyle Lantern Bluebirds, Use Bird's Chorus 10 times Magellan Penguin 50 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms + 10 Black Cobbles + 10 Pebbles
Sleeping Dormouse Own 5 Palace Lady Wallabies, Watch 10 ads to reset skills African Penguin 50 Parasol Mushrooms + 10 Red Mushrooms + 10 Black Cobbles + 10 Pebbles
Happy Mouse and his balloon Own 5 Sleeping Dormice, Use Whale's Blessing 20 times Chick (Spring event) 60 Parasol Mushrooms + 20 Red Mushrooms + 20 Black Cobbles + 10 Pebbles
Argyle Cheshire Cat Own 5 Happy Mice and their balloons, Use Moon Song 30 times Black Marlin (Temperate Forest event) 60 Parasol Mushrooms + 30 Red Mushrooms + 30 Black Cobbles + 20 Pebbles
The Peacock Queen of Spades Own 5 Argyle Cheshire Cats, Watch 5 ads for free Pearls Red Snapper (Egypt Event) 100 Parasol Mushrooms + 50 Red Mushrooms + 40 Black Cobbles + 30 Pebbles
The Hippo Queen of Hearts Own 5 Peacock Queens of Spades and 80 Wonderland creatures Meerkat (costs 3,000 Pearls) 120 Parasol Mushrooms + 60 Red Mushrooms + 80 Black Cobbles + 50 Pebbles

Treasure Discovery

Tap on the penguin on the dock to access this feature. The decorations (as the game calls it "Treasures"), are upgraded by getting certain amounts of pieces obtained from casting for treasure pieces. You can get 2, 5, or 12 sets of pieces at a time, for the price of an ad (for 2 sets of pieces; max of 10 per day), or Pearls (5 sets, costs 150 Pearls; 12 sets, costs 300 Pearls).
Unlockable treasures, rarity of pieces (listed in-game odds are false – you are guaranteed to get the pieces), and benefits:

Farms and Farm Materials

You can now gather Farm Materials from two farms in the game: Tree Trunks Mushroom Farm and Cobblestone Hill. Guarded respecively by Jack the gentle stone troll and Heidi who claims to be the greatest wizard, these Farms work somewhat differently than the farms in the previous game. These farms produce 10 of a farm material per set time, but the given farm material will be selected at random. The farms include:
Tree Trunks Mushroom Farm (produces 10 of either farm materials every 10 minutes)
Cobblestone Hill (produces 10 of either farm materials every hour)
The cost for skipping time to get the farm materials instantly is 3 Pearls per minute (not worth it). However, you can watch a maximum of 5 ads for free farm materials a day.

Decoration system

Like the original AbyssRium, you can now place decorations in the game! These decorations cost Farm Materials, so it's recommended to buy them after you've completed fusion events or have a lot of materials to spare. These decorations include:
Word of warning: These decorations are single use items that launch upon tapping (300 launches is required for a penguin) that will never return after it launches. Spend your materials wisely.

FAQ, Bugs and Bug Fixes:

Is this event good?
Objectively speaking, no. Farm materials are a neat add to the game, but making their harvest randomized isn't and it makes completing events rather slower (or even grindier) to complete. This event now requires spending 3,000 Pearls (for the Meerkat) to complete. Wish we could just go back to the times when the events used only Vitality instead but keeping the creation tickets for those struggling to complete the events.
There's an event creature that requires watching ads for Pearls x number of times. I'm sure that I've watched more than x ads for Pearls but it's still not unlocked!
Chances are that you've not watched the ads for Pearls in the shop menu. In order to watch those ads, access the shop menu by tapping on the purple chest icon on the lower left corner of your screen, and then tap on the third tab on the menu (which is the shop menu for the Pearls).
I've fulfilled the unlock requirements for the Treasure Discovery Penguin costume. How can I claim this?
Just like changing the Iceberg's costumes, dyes, and themes, access the customizations menu by tapping on the palette icon on the lower right corner of the screen, then tap on the penguin with a paintbrush icon (4th tab) to view and change your Treasure Discovery Penguin costume. Alternatively, accessing the Treasure Discovery menu and then tapping the "change penguin costume" also lets you do so.
View this image with steps on how to do this
When will the events end?
Since the first event (Spring Event), none of the events are ending yet. It's still unknown whether the devs will end the events on a later date or not, probably to give time for those who are new to the game or have a hard time progressing through the game to catch up. Until the devs make an announcement about it, the events won't be ending (at least for now).
Major thanks to u/bevenw for the event info!
Leave your unlocks, tips, hints, and questions below! Happy terraforming!
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2020.09.24 19:37 p4NDemik Greater Cincinnati Area CoViD-19 Websites, Resources and Hotlines

Updated 9/24/2020 @ 1:35 p.m.
With cases continuing in the Greater Cincinnati area and needed services expanding, there are a great deal of resources we need to get through this epidemic together. Below is a list of state and local resources that aim to assist you and your family. Please follow the guidelines and directions of state officials and health care providers.

**** Please monitor the Ohio Public Health Advisory System ***\*
Harvard Global Health Institute's COVID-19 Risk Assessment Map
Tri-state Maps: Hamilton County Testing Locations COVID-19 Cases by County City / County by ZIP code / Tri-State Maps
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Report Symptoms Anonymously: Carnegie Mellon University / Harvard Medical School
How to Sew Your Own Fabric Mask(s) from the Washington Post
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Reopening Dates for Ohio, Kentucky, and Indiana - Timelines by WCPO 9 Cincinnati

OHIO

Monitor Effective Reproductive Numbers (Rt):
Reopening Guidance:
Responsible Restart Ohio Portal - orders, guidelines, and best practices for May reopenings
Ohio Department of Health CoViD-19 Hotline: 833-4-ASK-ODH
Ohio Price Gouging contact Ohio Att. Gen: 1-800-282-0515
Ohio CoViD-19 Portal
Cincinnati One-Stop Resource Guide
Testing Options:
Westwood Kroger Drive-Thru Testing
Drive-Thru Testing is available at UC Health
Drive-Thru Testing is available at UD Arena
Mental Health Services:
Tips for Handling COVID-19 Anxiety
Additional Ohio Mental Health Resources
National Crisis Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 or Ohio Crisis Text Line: text '4HOPE' to 741-741
Economic Aid Resources:
Small Business Administration Disaster Loans
Coronavirus and Unemployment Insurance Benefits
SNAP and Ohio Food Assistance
Job Finding Assistance:
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KENTUCKY

Monitor Effective Reproductive Numbers (Rt):
Reopening Guidance:
Kentucky Healthy at Work Portal - orders, guidance and best practices for May reopenings
Kentucky CoViD-19 Hotline: 1-800-722-5725
Kentucky Price Gouging Hotline: 888-432-9257
Kentucky Cabinet of Health and Family Services CoViD-19 Resources
Mental Health Services:
National Crisis Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Economic Aid Resources:
Northern Kentucky Energy Bill Aid
Small Business Administration Disaster Loans
Job Finding Assistance:
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INDIANA

Monitor Effective Reproductive Numbers (Rt):
Indiana State COVID-19 Call Center: 877-826-0011
Indiana Price Gouging: if someone knows this information please reply with #
Indiana State Department of Health CoViD-19 Portal
Testing Options:
Decatur County Fairgounds
Mental Health Services:
National Crisis Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
Economic Aid Resources:
Small Business Administration Disaster Loans
Job Finding Assistance:
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Tri-State Food Pantries: WCPO List
Food Delivery for those At-Risk: Zoom Food Delivery
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Family Resources / Help Explaining Coronavirus to your Kids:
Coronavirus and Parenting: What You Need to Know - NPR Life Kit
How to Talk to Kids About Coronavirus - The New York Times
Just For Kids: A Comic Exploring the New Coronavirus - NPR Just for Kids
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Top Articles and Resources for Understanding the Importance of Mitigating CoViD-19:
Need help understanding those COVID-19 Models and Curves?
What does the future of this pandemic look like?
What/where are the risks now that states are reopening?
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A reminder: The Ohio Department of Health is recommending that all Ohioans consider limiting consumption of media relating to CoViD-19 to stay mentally healthy. Social media and this subreddit are included in that. If this sub is no longer helping you manage throughout this ongoing situation, and is instead contributing to your stress, by all means please take some time away from this subreddit. Take care of yourself and do something enjoyable, or talk to a friend or family member to get the real human touch that online forums cannot provide.
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Please feel free to reply with any newly announced resources you feel would be useful. The mod team will add them as we see fit.
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2020.09.15 07:55 helloworddd Thrive Digitally in a Mobile Future

Thrive Digitally in a Mobile Future
This article is derived from a speech given at Huawei’s 2020 Global FSI Summit, a global ICT event hosted by Huawei that is focused on partnerships and trends in FSI. It was founded in 2013 and features thought leaders, consultants, and experts from the industry.
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2020 is set to be a tough year. There have been unprecedented disruptions to all industries with workforces largely restricted to working from home. Yet, many companies in the Financial Services Industry (FSI) have still successfully managed to provide essential services to customers. Indeed, we have seen that a substantial number of financial institutions have made big strides in their use of digital technologies and digital functionalities, to better cope with the challenges of the pandemic. Many industry leaders have already shared their insights for accelerating industry digital transformation as well as improving industrial operations.
I would like to give you a brief introduction to the progress Huawei has already made in the finance industry. As things stand today, we have already worked with more than 1600 financial institutions, including 45 of the world’s top 100 banks, spanning across more than 60 countries.
2019 was a tough year for Huawei, but we managed to overcome the challenges, gaining the trust of our customers in the process. In 2019 alone, we added over 300 new global FSI customers, who chose Huawei as a trusted transformation partner, recognizing the competitive positioning of our products and the value they bring, regardless of external challenges. I would like to thank every Huawei customer for their interest and support.
Indeed, in 2019, we built or strengthened partnerships with leading banks, and insurers as well as securities houses in France, Italy, Singapore, Brazil, Turkey, India, and beyond. We were able to enhance the reliability and resilience of legacy IT systems and boost digital capabilities for customers. These typical success stories reflect the real-world capabilities and real-world value Huawei products provide. We have become an integral partner for global FSI customers for their digital transformation needs.
We are committed to building a robust ecosystem with our global partners, providing them with innovative solutions and helping customers accelerate digital transformation. With the increasing demand for cashless and smart finance, Huawei works closely with leading global partners to help banks improve digital capabilities, ensuring that more people have access to financial services.
The construction of this global ecosystem is one of our core focuses, and we’ve been working extremely hard on it. Our goal is to build a comprehensive ecosystem and provide more services globally through Huawei’s rapidly growing cloud services. For example, in the near future, an African bank will be able to use a Chinese or European AI partner’s outbound call service over cloud .
In China, banks are accelerating their digital transformation. Here, Huawei has played an active role and has become the largest digital transformation partner for China’s financial industry.
For instance, Huawei has helped leading Chinese banks complete the migration of massive data from traditional data warehouses to Huawei GaussDB platforms. This allows for the improved data processing and analytics capabilities specifically required in the mobile Internet era, further driving business innovation.
We are also working with leading banks to migrate their core credit card systems from a mainframe to an open distributed platform, with over 100 million customers involved. In addition to offering Infrastructure as a Service (IaaS) and Platform as a Service (PaaS), Huawei also takes part in the construction of cloud platforms for numerous large-scale banks.
In China, Internet tech giants possess unique competitive advantages as they explore disruptive FinTech applications, making competition from them in the financial sector extremely fierce. The competition and cooperation between these Internet giants and the Chinese financial industry has therefore been both unique and extremely interesting.
Of course, this year, this is all happening against the backdrop of COVID-19, with financial institutions around the world continuing to strive to ensure service continuity for customers. Huawei is doing the same.
We are customer-centric and committed to supporting our customers in Business Continuity Management (BCM), making the most of our global capabilities. Huawei has the global resources to efficiently respond to customer needs, providing urgent deliveries and enhanced digital support, for example, as well as ensuring the normal operation of data centers.
With the majority of technical experts working from home during the pandemic, the use of remote Proof of Concept (PoC) tools has emerged. To date, we have successfully completed over 500 remote PoCs with global customers. Our innovative set-up allows customers to implement all configurations and complete load testing and functional testing, all without the need to leave their homes.
Huawei and Chinese financial institutions have also accumulated vast experience in adapting to remote offices and the closure of a significant number of physical branches. Over the past three months, we have hosted online exchanges with over 50 financial clients from our headquarters in Shenzhen and offices overseas. This has allowed us to share our experiences and exchange views on the global financial picture.
Looking ahead to the future, uncertainty is the biggest problem as we look to enter the post-pandemic era. According to the International Monetary Fund (IMF) World Economic Outlook, the global economy will shrink sharply, by at least 3% in 2020, a larger contraction than the 2008–2009 financial crisis. Work, life, and business have all been profoundly affected, ushering in a “new normal.” We need to consider what this mean for financial institutions. How can we deal with such uncertainties?
Over the short term, global economic contraction will affect banks’ loan-loss reserves. Even with central bank intervention, the impact is likely to remain severe.
Twitter, a huge global company has announced that its employees can choose to work permanently from home if they prefer. However, banking has not made such a dramatic change. Overall, this is unsurprising in a sector traditionally viewed as conservative.
However, on the contrary, banking’s rapid embrace of digital strategies during these times belies that image. So, in wealth management for example, banks can and have offered consulting and transaction services digitally, allowing customers more time to look after their investments. As a result, wealth management has boomed and there has been a dramatic change in client behavior.
To underline the main point: we have found that digital technology is a critical way to address the impact of the pandemic. This digital space is where leading global financial institutions work their best amid the process of digital transformation. China Merchants Bank (CMB), for instance, has continued to efficiently issue large loans to corporate customers through a zero-contact process. Meanwhile, China Life held an online training live broadcast for over one million insurance agents. It is therefore abundantly clear: financial institutions with high-performing digital capabilities will thrive in the future.
As I have just said, we have had numerous exchanges online with numerous financial executives across the world. They all believe that remote work capabilities and business agility are particularly critical in the new normal. And we can surely all agree that financial institutions must move quickly into this digital world. It is further predicted that e-commerce, digital payments, and super apps will gain further traction and become major trends. Rapid changes must come with renewed models for Business Continuity Management (BCM) covering mobile offices, digital transformation, risk management, internal control processes, and more.
Simultaneously, digital transformation will be more effective with the well-timed introduction of new technologies including 5G and the Internet of Things (IoT), to accelerate the process. Early adopters will be able to convert today’s challenges into competitive advantages in the future and take a comfortable lead in the digital world.
The digital world will be based on mobility, with connectivity becoming exceedingly important: customers will need and demand full access to financial and non-financial services anytime, anywhere. 5G is not just an innovative connection point but also one that drives business innovations, to enable all-round customer experiences. In the future, powerful real-time connections must be ubiquitous, and 5G, IoT, and flexible networks are key technologies in delivering this.
We believe that mobile capacity will be the core capability of future banks. It will not only serve as a point of contact with clients, but also as an interface for internal operations and collaborations with partners. The mobile apps of banks will become a key operational platform. To support such a mobile-centric model requires new Information Technology (IT) architecture and key capabilities in 5G, Artificial Intelligence (AI), and cloud. As a leader in these fields, Huawei is uniquely positioned to support the cloud transformation of financial institutions as well as build new connectivity capabilities, helping financial institutions improve agility and innovation
Mobile apps will be the main arena for future banks, with digital customer acquisition dictating app traffic. Banking apps will become the core platform for digital operations, and will turn into super apps by combining multiple services for all scenarios, creating an ecosystem.
Banks will therefore need to transform into mobile-centric IT architecture, including building mobile internet based on 5G technology, restructuring flexible cloud-based and distributed IT architecture, building AI-powered data platforms, and building agile micro-service architecture, open Application Programming Interfaces (APIs) , and more.
Over the past ten years, we have gained a wealth of experience in the global financial industry. In particular, in the Chinese market, we have invaluable firsthand experience working with top banks undergoing digital transformation at the same time as they are competing with tech giants exploring FinTech disruptions to the industry. The rapid development in the mobile app era of these banks has also provided a great deal of insight. We are more than happy to share our experience and ecosystems with our customers and partners around the world, to enter the mobile digital world together.
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2020.09.13 00:59 PrinceMyshkin123 What do you (Ukrainians) think about foreigners coming to your country exclusively to meet girls?

Oh yeah, I finally found the perfect place to ask!
I am currently in Ukraine (starting my 3rd month in Kiev) due to the coronavirus issue since my Kazakh wife and I have a very short list of places we can be at the same time together.
I can see that everywhere in the centre there are hundreds of foreign guys attending their Tinder first date or busy with other dating apps. I am positive I haven't seen a single foreign woman visiting Kiev in 2 months, apart from Africans.
I have overheard people talking and I can't recall one foreign guy even trying to speak Russian (I wouldn't expect Ukrainian anyway). Probably only some Turkish do. Hence, I really really doubt any of those are here for "business", as they claim.
I feel sometimes, well actually 90% of the times, people treat me as another guy landed in Kiev in order to fill his blonde-girl agenda. It bothers me actually, even if it shouldn't.
Well, what do Ukrainians think about this? Please no politically correct answers!
Edit: Foregneir guys, despite the funny tone it doesn't have to be an offensive or provocative post towards all foreigners visiting/living in Ukraine. I am simply interested in the point of view of locals.
I am already aware and sure that every guy visiting Kiev/Ukriane is drawn by his personal cultural needs towards Ukrainian art & history 👌
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2020.09.10 01:56 Lelouch_19 ACHIEVEMENTS GUIDE WITH ROYALTY UPDATE

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LAST UPDATED: 09/13/2020 ~ Lion Tamer achievement has link to a new post I created with notes and how-to guide.

Royalty:

Longevity:

Keep your health up by going to the gym, meditating, taking walks, and going to the doctor when you're sick.

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The fastest way to become wealthy is to become a famous actor or famous writer. I also recommend living in countries that don't have estate tax such as Germany, Sweden, Monaco, & Norway. Start off with high looks for actor or high smarts for writer. Join social media & post every year. When you become famous, do a commercial every year.
While there are other high paying jobs such as porn star, model, and music composer, I do not recommend these because you won't be able to make much extra money on the side. For porn star and model, you can do photo shoots, but they don't pay nearly as much as commercials do.

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Become wealthy using the advice for wealthy achievements. For flipping houses, buy equestrian properties & keep renovating them when necessary. If you buy an equestrian property in your 20s, by the time you're in your 70s-80s, the net worth of the property will increase by a few millions.

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Become famous and post every year. When your fame bar is at 75%, request verification.

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Follow this career guide.

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Fame:

Fertility:

Love:

Military:

Prison

School:

Vehicle:

Get rich using the steps in the wealth section above. Obtain your pilot & boating license to complete these achievements.
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Crime:

Pet:

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